spammer's paradox

When a website is spammed on a forum, in which the thread it is posted in does not support spamming, nor does the original author.

Hey, go to my forums! But DO NOT spam there!

by JreZ May 6, 2004

Gamer's Paradise

Receiving oral sex (especially with a male recipient) while playing video games.

I was playing Halo yesterday and my girl took me to Gamer's Paradise.

by styx2007 September 22, 2009

the mole paradox

the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.

At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 6, 2010

Unbothered and Paid ❤️

Sharae; aka Prettygurlrae._

“She is Unbothered and Paid ❤️“

by ITGURL❤️ February 6, 2022

Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.

Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while

by m8e June 19, 2008

Quade parade

Quade parade is a term used to describe a bunch of douches or retards. Pretty much the plural of Quade.

Hey look at Jim, Bob and Terry, what a fucking Quade parade.

by Orgazm2000 January 20, 2009

get paid

A euphemism for get laid; useful when in hearing distance of polite company.

Oh man, it has been like a week since I got paid.

by Grampa Irving February 13, 2005