maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

puppy card

Using the fact that you have a cute dog/puppy to attract girls

I thought she was losing interest, so I had to pull out the puppy card for another chance.

by Ana_L June 26, 2017

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Puppy wuppy

A Person who likes to get boned by boulderkind

Friend 1: Puppy wuppy got boned

Boulder: I know

by rayeb May 14, 2022

dumb puppy

a stupid puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream

by salemisveryswaggy September 11, 2021

Puppy wuppy

A person who gets boned on the daily

Cassum: Puppy wuppy got boned
Boulder: I know....

by rayeb May 13, 2022

munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.

Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015