Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

Playing Weight

A term used by athletes to define their optimum weight for playing their desired sport.

Ron Artest trained hard this summer to get down to playing weight for training camp.

by RubySoho76 October 25, 2010

Stink Play

When you're doing nasty dirty dirty STINKY things with your male or female partner, and it STINKS. aka make that sexy time smell so disgusting!

Yo, do you remember that girl Vanessa, yeah she shit on my dick and it stunk sooo good! Yeah thats that good stink play.

by RichAmbitions October 17, 2023

play the trombone

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.

Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.

by Dave Buffalo March 30, 2014

Play Conditioning

A term invented by Harry Brewis, more commonly known as HBomberGuy on YouTube, is a term used to define how games teach their players how to play them beyond basic mechanics and button tutorials. Prime examples of play conditioning would be Bloodborne's use of the rally system, combos and lack of shields to draw players into an aggressive mindset, or how Devil May Cry's style system makes players want to experiment with the mechanics to get better scores.

"What did you think of Breath of The Wild?"
"Eh. The play conditioning felt really heavy-handed..."

by Another One Bites Za Dusto May 1, 2023

x play

a cool tvshow on g4tv about gamereviews & sneakpeeks staring adam sessler and morgenwebb

did u see that x play last night

by kevin and devin August 30, 2008

age play

pedophilia

i get turned on by women/men acting a younger age than their supposed to be. its not pedophilia (IM 20)

so your doing pedophilia?

age play is weird bro

by edfghjkiuytwrazxfghii9876543 September 27, 2021