Lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. After birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don't remember what you did 5 minutes ago.
Oh geez Gina, looks like the mom Brain for you again!
I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!
I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!
by Swoonma February 26, 2017
Get the Mom Brainmug. The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner April 24, 2006
Get the lamb brainsmug. When a man flashes his testicles (and only his testicles), pulled up and taught to simulate a lamb's brain. Usually used for offensive humor after the question "want to see a lamb's brain?" or "have you ever seen a lamb's brain?" The person questioned is usually not given time to respond properly before being flashed.
by TheDoof February 21, 2009
Get the Lamb's Brainmug. Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.
Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H August 21, 2005
Get the Cum Brainsmug. The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.
by SomethingCool51 July 25, 2012
Get the Brain Cellsmug. Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.
by Christine Pepe May 13, 2005
Get the brain freezemug. A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.
Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.
I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.
I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.
by BobONtheKnob October 22, 2006
Get the clit brainmug.