The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me how this girl gave him The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the chrome off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Ol’ Creamy mints

When your about to splooge in someone’s mouth and they have already mouthwash in.

Man…last night we got back from dinner and the wife wanted to keep it fresh and sexy, so I gave her the ol’ creamy mints.

by MXKULTRA November 26, 2024

the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

by Official Flav December 4, 2024

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit

Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement

by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025

Ole spill

Ole Spill

A fast-paced bullet-hell game where everything always explodes. It’s impossible to keep track of whats’s happening and the game requires at least 10 button presses a second. Your brain will comprehend maybe 10% of the madness.

«What the hell is happening on the screen!?»

«No fucking clue dude, that’s a Ole spill.»

by StronkBuddy October 7, 2025

qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;[=p;/']

This is the big check mark pattern. 1st row is now numbers , 2-4 rows are for letters.

1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.

Person -2 : have you typed qeszcwrdxvetfcbrygvntuhbmyijn,uokm.ipl,/?
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'

by mbxjsy October 8, 2025