glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.

Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.

by Micheal suave June 18, 2019

Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.

by Dadbrador January 26, 2022

Sherman’s glasses

A slang word for when someone has large glasses, looks nerdy, or has red hair coloration.

“My friend Archie has Sherman’s glasses”

by Lukecool82738 August 14, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

Glass Blower

New term beaing use by gamers to replace "N00b" The term was made up by Sony beta testers playing the JakX Combat Racing game.

You're such a Glass Blower.

by Big Naz September 8, 2005

champagne glass

a champagne glass is when an underage girl has sex with an older man, usually while she is drunk, or high.

man, i got that champagne glass last night.

by jenna. October 17, 2007