BADDEST FUCKING BITCH ALIVE, calls everyone shawty. Body like a god and very attractive...she got gorilla grip. She is currently doing hot girl summer and SINGLE BABES
Jessica Kelly has a mad bunda 😛
by Baddestbitty alive May 30, 2021
Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 01, 2020
She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person
by Sodaa.!? June 03, 2022
by Astrawire July 18, 2024
Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.
If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
by SparkTheJ March 07, 2020
A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him
Kelly Cartwright is bald
by _L8R_SK8R_ April 04, 2022