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nice cowboy hat

With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.
I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.
by cockninja July 15, 2006
mugGet the nice cowboy hatmug.

Mr. Nice Guy

A dildo, vibrator or other masturbatory tool a woman uses while spelunking.
She goes to the market to get some things she needs: cigarettes, some chardonnay, and a ten-pack of C's for Mr. Nice Guy.
by EmJayH June 18, 2008
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nice distance

phrase often used sarcastically, like "good job!" but it is sometimes serious.
mittens: i just failed that math l'quest!
marklar: nice distance!
wubie: wow kid
mittens: *sob*
by jooooo June 11, 2006
mugGet the nice distancemug.

genuinely nice people

Go to Canada with a problem, they can help. They are genuinely nice people, after all.
by nicelbackcanadian December 26, 2011
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Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.
"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"
by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009
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Nice Narrative Niece

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story. Like Cool Story Bro but if the story teller were female.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Female Person B: Nice narrative niece
by juleswf March 11, 2020
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nice cock tj

A thing people used to say to CodComedyTJ, a (somewhat) famous streamer that got arrested for talking shit on omegle.
by hywaree March 6, 2023
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