third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 9, 2003

utter-nipples

1.)cow nipples; the nipples on a cows utter

2.)big gross nipples; usually belong to old or obese people or just a plain fag

1.) have a cow? milk its utter-nipples

2.)paige: look at that fat ass jessica. she has the biggest utter-nipples
connor: i think she has four

by paigeandconnor May 5, 2006

yoda nipples

Nipple of a human that resemble Yoda's eyes from Star Wars

Vince's nipples are so floppy, he has Yoda Nipples.

by AnthonyE07 December 29, 2007

nipple-toe

used to describe someone you hate. useully said by someone with limited vocab.

shut up mark you nipple toe!

by Aaron January 24, 2004

Camel Nipples

Big, dark-brown, juicy nipples that are usually found on black women. Most black men seem to enjoy sucking on them but most white men are frightened of them.

Billy: I'm breaking up with you, Shaniqa!
Shaniqa: Why?!
Billy: Your Camel Nipples are too big and bulky for me to handle, I'm sorry!

by Harrii July 9, 2012

Nippleface

Someone who has protruding actne the size of a nipple

"Oh man he's a nice guy but he's a nippleface!"

by Brooklynboy August 24, 2006