New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

New Baby Buggy

The last thing you may expect to see when you solve a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. The odds are against the puzzle with only two letters upon the board N and E with 4 doubtful letters. Hesitation on the puzzle has become foreseen.

So, this guy about 5-6 years ago named Emil went on Wheel of Fortune, won the game, and solved the puzzle called NEW BABY BUGGY. I'm impressed!

by Aedyn September 16, 2020

New book smell

That certain smell you sense from purchasing a new book. New book smells usually come from the woodsy pulp of the paper.

I would describe it to smell like a bitter fireplace. The smell is usually very satisfying to avid book readers (especially me)

Person 1: Hey I just bought this new book from Amazon dude!!

Person 2: Wow bro, does it have that new book smell?

Person 1: Yeah dude, wanna smell?

Person 2: Hell Yeah!

by ihatecrockpotmeals November 10, 2020

new camden

Camden Town the bustling cultural center of London the style of street art the canal is a glistening beacon of chill. But this old town is just that an old town it’s popularity is dwindling the new Camden is like a blessing from god the new name of the UT area of south west London especially Kingston UT is the greatest christening it could achieve

Come we go Camden Town g
Nah u battyman let’s go new Camden

by sheekysam September 25, 2020

New York Thunder Storm

When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.

Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.

by Iwillpredictpeople72937 December 30, 2020

New Tidy Town Committee

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Commitee. The current TT group have alienised volunteers and our wildly unpopular. Over 50% of the organizations in town now refuse to work with them. Brendan Foley, James Day and Orna Eccles should retire and hand over bank account and social media details so a new group can be elected and hopefully repair the damage the current committee has done.

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Committee. They have loss all support and credibility

by Killorglinpetition April 18, 2021

New Oxford High School

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.

New Oxford High School is gay

by Sr. David Fallopiantube VIII June 23, 2021