A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020
Get the Nap girlfriend mug.The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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Get the Grown-napping mug.Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
by Alayia Onya November 10, 2021
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Get the sap nap mug.Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.
Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “
by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021
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