Monkey-Madness

To stick your finger up your anal cavity, remove it, and put the fingure up the nose of the girl you are haveing sexual intercorse with. At this time, she will pass out due to the toxic fumes. While she passes out, you carry on your buisness.

After prom, I took his sister and I played a little monkey-madness on her

by Heinrich October 20, 2003

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porch monkey

Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.

by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

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Grunge Monkey

1. Someone who doesnt care about what others think of them.
2. Someone who is a hipster.
3. Someone who takes dirty, messy and sloppy pictures.
4. Someone who gets crusty on the weekends.

Williamsburg is full of grunge monkeys.

by CALJ March 24, 2011

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Trash Monkey

A no good person. Anyone doing anything that's annoying or problematic.

Heather is being a real trash monkey today

by Trashmonkey7 March 5, 2016

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monkey shooter

A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.

Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.

by Jar Head May 8, 2005

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