may 6

Ask your friend to date you

(they cant say no)

boy:yooo wanna date its may 6th

girl sure why not

by extra 5 May 5, 2022

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May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.

Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

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May 7th

“Today is May 7th.”

by Elexgy May 7, 2022

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may 8th is official yoosung and 707 kinnie day pride day, celebrate with your fellow kinnie friends by going to therapy and make sure to drink a lot of chocolate milk on this day in honor of seven and yoosungs joke 🥺 🥺 🥺

omg are you excited for may 8th

no

by chachaslide May 8, 2022

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May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

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May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

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May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

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