deranged masturbation

psychopathic masturbation that leads to admission to a mental facility.

“i found her taking part in deranged masturbation”

by eyd1804 March 11, 2024

National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

masturbated

the feeling of hatred towards god

MAN I DIDNT MASTURBATED TO YOUR DOG

by deezgonnasuicide November 10, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.

I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.

by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022