Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

Dirty Maple

One who should get back with there ex
And/or when a couple applies maple syrup as lubricant for inter course

“Man they were so good together they should just pull a dirty maple” or “ We didn’t have anything else so we did a dirty maple, pretty sticky dog”

by Dison fan April 3, 2025

Canadian Maplefucking

The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.

"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"

by Grogon September 7, 2025

Sa’Malleyah

She’s perfect her beauty can’t be compared to anyone:or thing, she has eyes of a siren that could lure you into out of space she has a heart that’s unspeakably unique kind completely cherished and more than loved she gives out nothing but kindness love and accountability flowers grow as she walks her curls bounce when she laughs and even talks her dimples so deep and perfect you can’t even think… Sa’Malleyah … beauty doesn’t even compare to you

“omg Sa’Malleyah is so pretty”.

“Hii Sa’Malleyah i love your hair”

by Your,Mom. December 24, 2025

Sa’Malleyah

She’s perfect her beauty can’t be compared to anyone:or thing, she has eyes of a siren that could lure you into out of space she has a heart that’s unspeakably unique kind completely cherished and more than loved she gives out nothing but kindness love and accountability flowers grow as she walks her curls bounce when she laughs and even talks her dimples so deep and perfect you can’t even think… Sa’Malleyah … beauty doesn’t even compare to you

“omg Sa’Malleyah is so pretty”.

“Hii Sa’Malleyah i love your hair”

by Your,Mom. December 24, 2025

kelli o'malley

a short 12 year old female smurf.

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010

pulling a marley

having a sexual relationship with an individual not because you want to but purely with the intention of getting back a very small sum of money back that said individual owes you

conversation between two people.

persone a :omg i cant believe jenny sucked billys dick and fucked him for 40 dollars !!!

person b : yea but he owed her 40 dollars she was just fucking him to get it back.

person a : oh so she was just pulling a marley !

person b : what does that even really mean...

person a : it just means shes a non unionized prostitute!

by Condylomata February 10, 2012