May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 2, 2022

May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021

May 14...

Gio eats you out day

Omg i love may 14...

by Not gio April 30, 2022

May 6th

Kiss your boyfriend day! Go up to your boyfriend and kiss him. That simple.

It’s May 6th! Go kiss your boyfriend!

by writerperson69 May 3, 2022

May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

“may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 7

Give your crush or favorite person a gift as a thank you for being their favorite person to you

" Here have a gift! "
" Why? "
" Because its May 7!

by anonymous November 23, 2021