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Gus’s Mum

Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck
Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere
by I want to fuck Gus’s Mum January 17, 2021
mugGet the Gus’s Mummug.

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not
your mum is dead
by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023
mugGet the your mummug.

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jam-mummug.

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.
"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."
by Project 571 March 8, 2013
mugGet the Your Mummug.

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
mugGet the Eat a mum's potatoesmug.

Ur mum not cool

Jimmmy hey Ron ur mum not cool
Ron No u
Jimmy fucking dies
by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020
mugGet the Ur mum not coolmug.

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them
by Miner mc March 5, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

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