tree muff

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

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Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 03, 2019

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People from Jersey have muff vagina

when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina

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Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 04, 2024

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Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or

Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.

by lady of knowledge December 06, 2009

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Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

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When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 03, 2019

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