Moose man

A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles

I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 06, 2022

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 05, 2020

moose nuckle duster

Baddest rock band in Houston

Go see Moose Nuckle Duster in concert H-Town

by Jer2004haz August 28, 2023

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 09, 2022

MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Typhon of Rivia(Moose)

A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.

Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?

Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?

Tyrell: yeah

by Evrrr July 15, 2022

Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 16, 2022