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Grey messages

Just the worse. If you ever met this guy named, "KYR Productions," this mans get them every single day. Not one day without them stalking him. It's practically become a meme at this point. So, do this. Hide your kids. Hide your wife, and hide discord and every social media app.
Garza: Hey, PJ. Wanna talk?

PJ: Can't. Got Grey messages smh my head.
by Jenoah B. May 10, 2021
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Shannon Messenger

OH MY GOD IS THAT SHANNON MESSENGER!!!! Oh, never mind, that's just some random person who will never be as cool as Shannon Messenger.
by Glimmer of the Neverseen January 20, 2022
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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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Thuggish and Messy

Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.

Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
Ex. That is so Thuggish and Messy
by Ms.t&m September 9, 2009
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phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 2, 2010
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Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.
"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."
by Alowheeze August 22, 2017
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Shoot the Messenger

A party game where you take the last three people you messaged, and the group chooses one thread to be read out loud, unless you use your veto
"Let's play Shoot the Messenger"
"Okay, you first"
"Alright, my last three convos are with Alex, Will, and Jill"
"I choose the Jill convo"
by insomniack November 13, 2020
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