The greatest, most legendary person to ever walk the planet. If you know a Logan Morley, hold him tight and never let go because I guarantee you he will be famous one day.
by IFatalRaiderI November 21, 2021
by Bobfincklehimer September 02, 2022
Logan tweedie-situe, aka, the devourer of souls, is a incomprehensible immortal being of vast nature and size. When supper time arises, babies are on the menu for all 3 courses. His dog princess and him was banished to the Netherlands of Dubbo for eating a 2 year old (way beyond the age limit and contracted bowel hepatitis). Devourer of souls and his pit bull princess swore revenge on professor long-toes (jailor, former lover, casual fuck buddy, full time cum-extractor, part time nemesis). 4 Aeons later, professor long-toes has has created a new equator with his middle toe, and devourer of souls has escaped from Dubbo and has begun his journey to taking back what was his. Half way through the 50 light year journey his tum-Tum grumbled, it was time for num-nums. During his feast on a new pack of new borns, he had time to think of the origin of his nemesis and fuck buddy. Devourer of souls broke into a hospital and consumed the entire maternity ward except for one, an incubator baby, in a reinforced incubation system, it was professor long toes. Devourer of souls knows that this is just the beginning of a long journey
by Greg man August 09, 2023
A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed
Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser
by AntiLgbtCalgary June 19, 2023
He’s just a little boy who does little boy things who has little boy features. He’s very handsome, rich and loves to absolutely FUCK BITCHES!!
by Hello(xx)? April 30, 2024
A Very Tall Scrawny Man Known For His Unfunny Jokes And Comments. Usually This Waste Of Sperm Is Found Playing Madden In His Natural Habitat, His Mom's Basement To Forget About The Idea That He Was Benched From Football All Season. His Middle Name Is Usually Eugene And He Smells Like Cum Stain.
by GazaFreedom January 22, 2024
by Minecraft©️2009 September 14, 2022