loading

The worst word in the world for impatient people

“Loading...”
“Any second now”

*5 minutes later*

“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”

*10 thousand years later*

“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”

by nlolhere July 17, 2020

Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.

by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

flipping the load

The act of transferring ones laundry from the washing to the dryer.

*On a Sunday*
Hey man, where's Brent?

Oh it's Sunday he's probably just flipping the load.

by Asdf1796 March 12, 2017

Loading the Gun

Preparatory elements being put in place in anticipation of a given finale or big reveal. Can apply to the buildup of a story leading to the climax, or the work put in to facilitate a desired final outcome, etc.

It was obvious the writers were loading the gun by bringing all the storylines together just before the show’s big ending.

by motobat June 25, 2024

Loaded Up

When a man is sexually aroused and has a chub, but not yet a full-blown erection.

Man, that guy is loaded up! Look at that thing! He is almost ready to go!

by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

dainty load

When you gently cum an enormous amount of ample semen onto the surface of a woman's bosom and or facial region.

God damn, the slow release of that dainty load had me coming and bouncing on my boy's dick for hours bouncing on my boy's dick for hours.

by SugarBoogersEatMyDeliciousBoog October 1, 2022

Lock and Load

When you drag your testicles down someone’s back and then insert the penis in the rectum

Hey man I’ve feeling horny, wanna try lock and load.

by Canny Wanny May 20, 2023