Jordynn Gilot

Jordynn Gilot is the definition of a lazy bumb whos weird

Mom: "Stop being a Jordynn Gilot and do ur chores!" Kid: "Okay mom"

by Kelly Mandahin September 28, 2020

Jordynn Gilot

Jordynn Gilot is a lazy bumb and a wack girl or boy

Mom: Stop being a Jordynn Gilot!! Daughter: Fine mom

by Kelly Mandahin September 28, 2020

Jerrying

The act of coming to someone with a small inquiry and somehow ending up in a longer lasting conversation, allowing you to procrastinate on a pressing task.

Very typical in work situations.

"Feel like I've been Jerrying around the office all day, I haven't finished anything!"

"Man has any one seen Tom? He was supposed to help me with putting this room back together... He better not be out there Jerrying!"

by Sweet & Smoky Pork Tenderloin September 30, 2020

jordysseus

Jordysseus is in reality a Jordan. He just dons the the nickname Jordysseus(yes tis' an Odyssey reference). He is slightly off from other guys named Jordan in terms of strength, thinking, and aesthetics. This man often runs, not just for XC practice and races but everywhere he goes and he loves push ups and pull ups(but he isn't all that strong unless it's running). He thinks differently as in he is very extroverted and hates being alone for the most part anyway, hence why he is struggling in quarantine, which is also why he failed to keep relationship with his girlfriend. Long distance away from each other is what ultimately killed it. She sadly cheated on him with someone online. In terms of looks, he is horridly scrawny. He is slowly building some muscle mass but remains very thin as runners tend to do. He wears a hat because he doesn't feel like combing his unwieldy mess of hair. Jordysseus wears glasses because he hates the thought of touching his eyeball to put contacts in. He currently resides with his fellow cross country team mates to avoid confrontations with his ex-girlfriend.

Jordysseus just ran across town because he felt like it.

by JordanIsDead September 30, 2020

Jorny

Just a fancy way of saying (Josh) is horny.

Awww man, I think I’m becoming a bit Jorny you tryna have sex later?

by Realer than yo daddy November 16, 2020

Jarry

The greatest penguin you'll ever meet. He has the BEST floof atop his head. He has the smoothest (and smallest) golden toes, and loves shredded cheese with A PASSION. I'm pretty sure he has a shredded cheese religion to be honest. He also has 2 brothers. And yes, it IS just water weight. DO NOT put Band-Aids or commit him to hyperspace. That's how he got his stitches :(

"jarry is the best. if you think i'm wrong, i WILL disown you just like your mother."

by Full Fledged Trash November 17, 2020

Jerry Is Not catBOP

"Jerry Is Not catBOP" is a pog and epic way of saying "Jerry Is Not Epic"."catBOP", is regularly bring used as an adjective to describe something that is "pog" or "epic". Since Jerry is not "pog" or "epic" this is a fitting term.

Wow, Jerry Is Not catBOP since the day he was born.

Did you see that Jerry banned Má again? Jerry Is Not catBOP.

by má November 24, 2020