Jesse James

To dress as Hitler and perform a dirty sanchez on your significant other.

Guy 1: Did you finally get with that girl you are always calling?

Guy 2: Yea man, I finally got her to my place and Jesse James'd her!!!

by lastwon April 6, 2010

jersey

east coast state i'm from, best damn accent we dont FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY JOISIE CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU MAKE ME WANNA HURT YOU. we love hockey and soccer, i like hockey better but the Devils have gotten worse since scott stevens left. we eat alot of subs, go to the four seasons and if you say soda pop people will look at you like yuh a retard...it's only soda so many people from pittsburg have annoyed me with that. alot of ghetto's, i grew up in an apartment in a bad part of asbury park, but theres alot of nice nighborhoods. i think jughandles (a road curve) only exist in jersey. nobody says new jersey, only people in new jersey say new jersey, everywhere else calls it jersey, it's odd. you can thank new jersey for jersey mikes subs reseraunt. diners overcame fastfood, mostly ran by mexicans and greeks. alot of italians. if your a tourist DONT GO TO NEWERK! unless your new yorker then in dont care what happens to you...i dont particulary care for new yorkers, they come here, act like ASSHOLES, and use our fucking shore...those bitches. theres more i can't think of at the moment, except it costs alot of money to live there and we dont pump our gas, we get mexicans to do it for us. and were not all dicks...just the majority

-where are you from
-new jersey
-so your from joisie
-i will kill you...

by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007

Jessefer

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band

Why did you kill jessefer?

by Ryan Goat cheese March 16, 2007

Jesse

A guy who leads a girl on why sleeping with other girls and/or in a long term relationship

Person 1: I got Jessed again
Person 2: again?

by Yourhomierach June 16, 2017

New Jersey Gas Mask

When a gentleman places his scrotum over his lovers eyes and then farts. this can be done in two different directions, with the fart being directed to his partners eyes or mouth.

guy#1-I gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my asshole!

guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!

by gretalMK2 July 11, 2010

new jersey fish eye

The after effect of the donkey punch. After being punched on the head the partners eye will pop out while other one closes. The partnet will make a noise sort of sounds like whomp.

The other day I donkey punched the shit out of this one chick that I gave her the new jersey fish eye. She was making the whomp sound.

by bob thornton August 14, 2006

jersey girl

A state of mind bred into the minds of any caucasian female of any socio-economic class residing in America's armpit, New Jersey. The attitude combines the airheadedness of a blond, the foul mouth of a Quentin Tarantino movie, the self-centeredness of a mafia don's wife and the pathetic, materialistic shallowness and faux-classiness of Paris Hilton. While this attitude is prolific in this region not all females behave in such a way as the Jersey Girl's attitude, being parasitic in nature, must suck the life of other normal people by means of scorning, tormenting and demeaning in order to boost their own, hidden, low self-esteem, self-loathing and jealousy from not actually being born a Manhattanite.

Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash

Jersey Girl's aren't trashy. Trash, at least, gets picked up.

Tara Reid is a classic Jersey Girl

by Tenacious Faulker April 4, 2009