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Jason

Someone who like feet a little too much
“Dam bro I saw him slurp all the toe cheese off Sabrina at the club, he pulled a jason!”
by Yefan2002 April 14, 2022
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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
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by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.
“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021
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Jason

The sexiest man alive. He loves everyone and is very friendly. He has a nice physique and has a HUGE PENIS.
Wow look at Jason.
by PROe2334 May 14, 2021
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Jason

Mr.Hollywood thinks all that but uses so much attitude can make a grown man cry his heart out

- loves men and women usually bisexual and biracial

- known as Hollywood

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Yo jimmy won’t answer my call oh he’s just pulling a Jason aka thinking he is hollywood
by Jimmy Johnson’s June 29, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a stupid guy who has no sense of humor. He also is a creep and is weird with girls.
by rtard69 January 11, 2022
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