Irish Yourself

to consume large quantities of alcohol with your friends in a short period of time in order to catch up with their drunkedness.

Shit LeRoy, you just got here, we have been drinking all day, hurry up and Irish Yourself!

by Pete Dick January 11, 2008

Irish Sick Day

The act of calling in sick to work after a night of getting royaly shit-faced hence the Irish Sick Day aka the Irish vacation day.

I know Tony was fucked up at the club last night he must be pulling the old Irish sick day.

by Mark McNamara July 22, 2008

irish settler

When the man holds his cock, and the woman grabs his arm and yanks it for him.

Your mom hands out the best Irish settler!

by i am ur trick bitch May 26, 2009

Irish Twist

Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world

OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.

by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014

Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

by valet6969 September 23, 2011

Irish Wake Tea Bag

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.

Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.

by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008