internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno

screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click

by i think im gay July 17, 2006

Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.

Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.

by grlubb May 24, 2007

Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.

I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.

by HvyHitter May 12, 2008

internetducation

The act of learning about and/or being updated on the most current internet fads and slang.

Gerard: Do0d! me n my cl4n t0tally pWn3d sum nuBcakeZ 1n a raid last nit3!

Jordan: I don't know what that means... talk to some one who's up on their internetducation.

by The4RealDeal June 18, 2008

Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008

Introsuction

A deceptive software demonstration downplaying the slowness or difficulty of actual operation with phrases like "isn't this great?" "You can do this!" "Almost realtime rendering!"
The seller uses oleaginous phrases and a kidstuff demonstration, leading the victim to falsely believe that the same stupendous calculation speed occurs with an elaborate detailed model of a hospital or the complex spreadsheet of an international corporation.

"Dang! They got me believing that my hotel project would render as fast as their little 3D house model. What a lie! I'm a fool! It was an Introsuction!"

by DwightUrban January 25, 2009

inthain

(adj. derived from John Thain, former CEO of Merrill Lynch): describing extravagant behavior by the head of a failing organization, e.g. office renovations ordered by a CEO when the company is insolvent or bankrupt; akin to 'fiddling while Rome burns'

He spent $35,000 for a commode? That's positively inthain!

by wellwell February 5, 2009