Minecrafted

It is when Allah kills your wife for flashing your nutsacks at him

Guy: *Flashes his nutsacks at Allah*
*Gets Minecrafted*
Guy: Fuck

by baskinballs October 16, 2021

Minecraft

nothing compared to fortnite.

minecraft sucks

by DJDragon479 October 18, 2021

Minecraft

A game made by Philza

Person: I’m playing Minecraft!”
You: “Hey Philza made that game!

by LamebowLive October 19, 2021

Minecraft

A block game.

no minecraft

by anonymous October 20, 2021

minecraft

block.

bruh.

(minecraft)

by BraceletGodLordofCoom October 31, 2021

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Minecraft

Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.

Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.

Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.

Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.

Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.

Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021