ian watchman

That fat guy everyone loves

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"

by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013

ian bridgman

a man without a dong

Bake Bingbold: Yo did you see ian bridgman running naked down the hallway?
Dic McSlobberson: Yeah where is his dong?

by cheeselicker69 December 07, 2017

Ian Beale'd

To venture out into into the streets of Bangkok, drunk and high. Bang countless prostitutes until one's nutsack is totally empty: 'I've got nothing left'

In reference to the Eastenders episode where Ian Beale has a breakdown and confesses that he has 'nothing left'

I'm gonna get Ian Beale'd tonight, gonna bang bare prossies until I got nothing left

by Flashmygash December 06, 2024

The Ian Effect

When you’ve dealt with so many fuck boys named Ian, that you will swear to never date anyone named Ian again.

He’s really hot, but it’s The Ian Effect. I’m guessing we will just hook up - he’s not marriage material AT ALL.

by UKnowme08 January 11, 2019

Ian jomha

Maximum cringe these days previously known for content cop.

Ian jomha is joke HA

by B1chesIoI March 02, 2024

Ian Beckstead

A all around fucking horsey in every which way

Ian Beckstead is a all around big ass horsey

by Hanky the horsey April 28, 2017

Ian Yao

A stupid idiot who does not have fun.

Donald Trump is an Ian Yao.

by offeringjaba May 29, 2019