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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"
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A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
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A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.
Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!
by TheWorkman February 4, 2010
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A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!
by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010
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An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.
Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.
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Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010
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The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
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