hipster twat

any hipster who tries to force their non-mainstream life on you

guy: man did you see that hipster twat over there?
girl: yeah he was trying to convince me to go vegan...

by Spiderbit April 18, 2018

Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.

Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster

by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012

hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.

Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!

by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023

hipster sweg

Hipsters cannot over come the power of normal swag, so must obtain their own type of swag, the slightly less powerful swag is sweg, hipsters may pretend to be gangsters by smoking weed 24/7 and listening to Tyler the creator/odd future, but in reality, they will never over come the boundary which separates them from swag and sweg.

Harry Evans has the most amount of hipster sweg in the UK, Leeds is full of hipsters.

by The1whoshallnotbenamedxox June 21, 2014

Hipster-Hop

Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. See Hopster

She was really in to hipster-hop because she liked electronica but was trying to become interested in rap.

by Du Monee November 14, 2009

Dirty Hipster

Like a dirty sanchez, only the feces are rubbed on the chin in a goatee shape, instead of across the upper lip.

Ariel looked so hot in her horn rimmed glasses, I had to give her a dirty hipster to complete the look.

by Hipsteree January 21, 2012

Hipster Movies

It can be known or not it just has to be on a higher intellectual or emotional level than most. It has to leave you wanting to talk about it for ages because of how a character related to you or made you want to relate. Usually has Indie Music or songs popular music from the 80s.

Black & White Movies is a whole other branch, the classics basically. If it has some problem farthing opinions on political issues or historical events and was made long ago.

Steve: Oh hey Lee! Did you see 12 angry men?
Lee: No... Is it good?
Steve: Yeah! It was mainly talking about the problem of how many juries don't really care about the case at hand so they don't pay attention. In result, innocent people go to jail it's kind of heart breaking once you dwell on it
Lee: Hm... When was it made?
Steve: Somewhere in the 60s...
Lee: *sigh* You and your hipster movies Steve.

Elliot: Did you guys see Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Trisha: Yeah! I did actually. I think I cried like 10 times through the whole movie!
Elliot: Well... I didn't. Do you know what song was playing at the dance?
Trisha: Um.... Oh! You mean Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Elliot: I Heard it was a one- hit wonder back in the 80s.

by DazeDanDboreD May 17, 2013