give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt

(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)

by magecks October 20, 2008

Gaveled

1) Basically an off-spin of the term "hammered", used in most cases as a more subtle version of the word. Gaveled usually hints at a shorter time of being wasted than does "hammered" even though both are interchangeable. This word originated from the gavel that a judge uses/slams down on his pretty courtroom desk.

2) Also in reference to a judges gavel, this term also means to snap at someone with the intention of getting them to shut the hell up.

1) Yea so I went over to his place yesterday and we got completely gaveled.
2) I was just sitting there talking with my friends and when I made a reference to his mom, he stood up and gaveled me in front of everyone there.

by OConnorGuitarist October 8, 2011

giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain object.

"Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet, are somehow supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness."

by MuscleBooty June 2, 2012

give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it

Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?

by Slayer9898 September 5, 2016

gave him top

To suck dick or give head, referenced in candy cane by post Malone

“Yeah, I gave him top in the bothroom”

by Most palone January 12, 2018

give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

Give me death

This phrase is when you want to die

God, Give me death

by DeadChildBasementHolder September 24, 2020