girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

by Burger King Diamond December 8, 2011

your girlfriend looks like my mom

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well

His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018

Girlfriend man

When you first have sex with your girlfriend and discover she has a penis

(aka a trap)

so I got her in my room and she wipped out a cock!
she was a girlfriend man!

by johnathanpenisman February 24, 2010

Girlfriend

Something you will never have.

"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020

girlfriend day

A day where you have to post your girlfriend on any day of june. It doesn’t apply to straight people!

A. Oh my! It’s appreciate your girlfriend day for me today!
B. Really? I plan on doing it tomorrow!

by girlfriend day June 30, 2021

Text Girlfriend

A girl who's been dumped via text.

Jim: Are you still dating Melissa?
Steve: No, I made her my text girlfriend.

by rocketman33 October 12, 2009

re-girlfriend

A woman, an ex-girlfriend, that a man rekindles a relationship with.

Lamont: Man, didn't I see you kickin' it with yo crazy ass ex-girlfriend last night?

Benny: Yeah, but she knew how to work it better than the rest, ya dig? I had to get back at that, so she's my re-girlfriend, ya heard??

by the original black bear March 26, 2010