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Ghetto Reporter Syndrome

Derived from the famous ghetto reporter video on youtube. Syndrome where something angers you and and you talk mad trash (including some reference to drugs or ghetto-fabulous terms is a plus) against the thing that angered you.
Chris: Fuck that bitch ass cock sucking broke titty mother fucking swine flu bitches tearing up my immune system! After consuming fuck-tons of Vitamin C, my white blood cells were fucking strapped like Rambo and royally tore the shit out of those crack smoking baking soda snorting cock sucking punk bitch ass swine flu fucktards!

Josh: Wow, the ghetto reporter syndrome. I feel your pain bro.

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

ghetto A/C 

noun. The use of a big ass fan in an office or home in the place of a legitimate cooling system. The bigger the fan, the more ghetto the A/C.

coincidentally, a ghetto fan is a chinese resturant menu folded up and briskly waved to provide relief from the heat.
Sebastian: "My goodness, its like a convection oven in here."
Javier: "Don't worry, Josh is hooking us up with some ghetto A/C as we speak."
(A loud whirring sound errupts and buzzing resonates through the office)
Sebastian: "That Josh is a miracle worker, he must be licensed for GHAC work..."
ghetto A/C by hot_guyz_fish June 4, 2008

ghetto speak 

Someone who cannot speak coherently.
Ghetto: Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!

Non-Ghetto: Stop speaking like shit and get some grammar lessons.

ghetto speak

ghetto chair

A chair not fit for the placing of ones ass. Usually due to some sort of deformity, or missing part.
Sara: I fell out of my chair!

Dan: Damn...that's one ghetto chair, WOMAN!!
ghetto chair by S|A|T|U|R|N July 19, 2005

ghetto pimp 

Adj: Something that is "Ghetto Pimp" is particulary "cool" or "pimped out", but in a more ghetto way
"Yo homie dat ride is Ghetto pimp "
"These shoes are ghetto pimp"
"Using a trash bag for a backpack is ghetto pimp"
ghetto pimp by _Raptor_ August 20, 2006