Tri-Force

The act of doing the three main types of pooping in one sitting. The three main types of pooping are huge log, machine gun of spherical poopie balls, and liquidy diarrhea. Doing all three of these will result in a Tri-Force.

After I eat a lot of outback ribs I usually tri-force. If performed correctly it should look like when you put a snickers bar in chocolate milk full of hersheys kisses.

by slorbs January 16, 2011

Air Force

The United States Air Force is the second least martial of all the military services next to the United States Coast Guard. Their role of maintaining air dominance over combat zones is made all the more easy due to our enemy's complete lack of aircraft. Most airmen will tell you that they are the smartest of all the uniformed service members. Do not be fooled by their ruse, as this statement is merely an attempt to distract you from their crippling shame at having chosen such a cowardly way to serve their country.

The Air Force refers to their indoctrination training as B.M.T. or Basic Military Training. This six week process takes place at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. During the course of their six week training Airmen spend exactly one week taking part in activities that could be classified as military. Known as Warrior Week, Airmen take part in a 2-3 day field exercise where they sleep 8 hours a night inside of air conditioned tents, carry blue rubber dummy rifles, and spend exactly one single day shooting with live rounds. Whereas the Army and the Marine Corps require their recruits to hit targets up to 500 meters away in order to graduate from Basic Training, the Air Force standard is met when a recruit merely fires a rifle once.

Air Force deployments rarely last more than 120 days. Most Air Force personnel spend their deployments inside the F.O.B. or Forward Operating Base, and as such have acquired the nickname "Fobbit". Although on extremely rare occasions Airmen are put into harm's way, the overwhelming majority of them deploy to places like Qatar where they can bask in the sun, go off base to the local shopping mall, and relax in a swimming pool before retiring for the evening.

I was going to join the Peace Corps, but I thought the Air Force would be safer.

by Army Smart October 23, 2008

Forced Ejaculation

When sexual intercourse is interrupted and one must force sudden and often uncomfortable climax.

Her dad walked in so I had to pull a forced ejaculation.

by nubcake October 16, 2006

Force Multiplier

(noun)

fôrs ˈməltəplī(ə)r :

A rower who can generate large amounts of watts on an erg, yet simultaneously cannot move a boat without seven other rowers to do all technical necessities.

Alex? Yes he’s a perfect example of a force multiplier. Let’s capture that intensity from here.

by Towtowurboat October 20, 2018

Space Force

A clusterfuck. Or a gathering of stupid, ignorant people.

Look at that fuckwit in the MAGA hat. I bet he’s a colonel in the SPACE FORCE.

by anonymous June 27, 2018

air force ones

Heaviest trainers at d moment

OOOOOOOO and dats n air force 1, trainers by da truck load trainers by da ton

by Tracy August 18, 2004

Forbes

1.To forbes or forbsing, a forbes. To maximize your time off by having children and taking maternity leave, using all sick days, vacation days, drawing pogey, and using whatever excuse you may drum up to acquire more sick days as fake medical conditions.

2.A forbes is a unlikeable person whom is a pain to work with, often complaining and bringing a negative vibe to the workplace, very counter productive- finds ways to work without working

She was forbsing her entire career. She is such a forbes.

by NobleAnon January 16, 2013