Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

AFIMD [Anti-Foot In Mouth Device]

The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.

He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.

by Thinkingman.com January 21, 2011

epson foot

A Epson Foot is where you have a retarded foot thats twisted or bent and causes you to walk with a limp or stagger.
epson foot is also known as a battered foot but they both mean the same thing.

"hey looks that guys got an epson foot"
"Yeah hes walking like a retard or a spider"

by zaky January 16, 2007

puttin' foot to ass

Getting it done, making it happen. You aren't 'motivating' or 'empowering' or anything remotely similar - you're puttin' foot to ass!

Sally: "Wow, look at Tom telling those committee members what's what."

Rick: "Yeah, he's really puttin' foot to ass in there."

by vaeren October 16, 2009

slough foot

The aroma your foot gives off after you pleasure your partner with your big toe. It can be performed vaginally, or right up the anus, whichever is preferred. It may resemble the aroma of a swamp or stagnant pond, especially when you put your shoes back on without washing your feet.

"Did you smell Travis when he walked by? I think him and his girlfriend are into kinky toe stuff, it smells like he has got a case of the slough foot today"

by Ocho-sinco November 15, 2016

left foot

The one that isn't the right

My left foot hurts like a mother fucker!

by Ja.den.vro January 20, 2018

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012