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Flying Monke

A good video game for your mobile device (android).
Just search for "flying monke" on the google play store (quatations included)
have you played flying monke?
yes it is a very good video game
by bruggs March 3, 2020
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Flying fuck

To not give a flying fuck is to be aggressively disinterested in the thing or its outcome. The full version is to not give a flying fuck at a rolling ring donut
Jon: hey it's Alice's birthday
Tony: I don't give a flying fuck

Sam: Tony wants to come to your birthday party
Alice: tell him to go take a flying fuck at a rolling ring donut
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Fly in The Appointment

When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.
by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020
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I was there for the fly

To be intimately aware of or to have been present for something; or to have physically witnessed something to its completion
"Hey, did you see the Vice Presidential Debate last night?"
"'Did I see it?' I was there for the fly!"
by prdjstr October 7, 2020
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Flying Kite

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.
Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.
by Creed Cur June 19, 2022
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flying turtle

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.
by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022
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Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.
Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!
by Keeno69 November 1, 2022
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