Edward Connolly

i love you from here to the end of the universe and back again,
to infinity and beyond,
always,

and forever

be famous my love™️

i love you edward connolly x

by Tigress Evergreen💚 June 3, 2022

nik edwards

Someone that is an expert at everything

Wow your so good you must be a Nik Edwards!

by Juliashutmylid September 19, 2017

Edward Holt

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.

That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!

by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020

lily edwards

A bitch.

Lily Edwards is a bitch.

by Anonymous Quaka October 9, 2020

Edward

Edward is a twat.

He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet

That Edward over there. Yeah he has a really small penis.

by J0nes69 June 14, 2020

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

edward skeletrix

One of the most creative minds of our generation and the foreseeable future.

Person 1: Bro did you hear that new edward skeletrix song?
Person 2: Yea bro the creativity and beat selection is mind blowing, we totally have to go to Skeletrix Island sometime.

by hldmyhnds February 24, 2024