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edward wyatt

A very lazy boy.

Edward likes to play with himself a lot.
He likes men.
by Hdjdjsnjsksjs December 19, 2017
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Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.
Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023
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Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.
"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet
by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020
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Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese
.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward
by Alfie unad May 10, 2020
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Edward

A penguin that my friend named in two seconds
EDWARDD, you killled ur sista
by That krewfam butters May 25, 2021
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Edward Tissington

A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.
"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"
by KR18191 August 17, 2012
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Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
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