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Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion
Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"
by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021
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Ding slang

A fat girthy meaty and vainy penis
“I was just the rnb singer with the big ol ding slang
by Dingslanginyomouf June 3, 2020
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Ding

(n) The cousin of the comedic rimshot. To acknowledge the on-the-spot approach when a person gives a witty rebuttal, comment, insult, etc. in front of a group, in the precise moment which results in a desk bell "ding", just the word itself, or a ding emoji in texts. It is one of the last bastions of honest audience approval and the highest praise for an act of true comedic performance, pure circumstance, and timing, deemed funny to the comedy gods.
Jim (aged 30- telling his group 30-year-old friends about his dating life): ...So after our fourth date, me and Suzie saw a movie, I drove her home, and we made out for the first time.

Nick: Yeah, I remember when I was 14, too. Did you at least give her the popcorn trick?

Group: Oh! That's a ding! (bangs on the desk bell) DING!
by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025
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ding xiang

a handsome man that is super smart and his sister wants to kill him every day
he is really a ding xiang
by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021
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DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.
shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!
by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020
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ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse
by Cameron March 21, 2004
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