dance in the dark

to having sex in the dark mostly occurs because of one person's body issues

today we will dance in the dark because i didn't shave my stomach

by soodie noodie March 7, 2017

the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b December 22, 2007

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

deer dance

best song ever made by system of a down

pushin little children with their fully automatics!

lyics from deer dance

by pussy lips feel good when wrapped around my cock September 1, 2006

Elephant dance

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.

My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.

by Jeferey January 14, 2010

furby's dance

A furby's dance is one that you have to balance a furby on your head while you're dancing.

"Want to go to a furby's dance?"
"NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"

by FurbyFreeLand June 16, 2004

mexican sugar dance

Where a person in mexico dig up a body, use electricity to make it move, and have sex with it

"Wanna join us for our Mexican sugar dance?"
"No you fucking psycho, I'd rather get a cleveland steamer from your mom."

"Gross."

by GetGotMan April 8, 2018