Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 04, 2019

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 16, 2024

Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021

half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus

"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!

by dr right wing August 17, 2014

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

by moshababe August 01, 2006