Cracker Barrel

When a vehicle abruptly crosses multiples lanes in a highway to exit the expressway.
"We unexpectedly planned to exit the expressway, so we had to cracker barrel to make our exit."
by huhchoo June 15, 2012
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Cream Cracker

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"
Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?
by EmoBallerina February 02, 2011
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Cracker Party

The Republican Party, which is full of cracker-ass crackers.
"The Cracker Party must have lost their God damned minds putting Palin up for a VP spot."
by EbolaNYC November 24, 2008
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Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.
Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.
by Linoleum May 27, 2008
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cracker ass

When a person is dumb or also a loser sometimes can be used as a stupid white person that uses crack because they have nothing better to do!
Man i swear sometimes you can be such a crackerass.
by evelyn December 29, 2004
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cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person
That guy is such a cracker jack!!!
by 1Anon. April 11, 2006
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cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates
Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
by afilthyrwner September 02, 2009
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