"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!
by library crew September 28, 2006
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Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.
Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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An excuse for yuppies to drive their sporty cars and SUV's extremely slow in fast paced traffic, turning abruptly, or during acceleration on highways.
Sue: "That yuppie is going 15 under! The speed limit is 45!!! What's the deal?!?!"
Joe: "Hot coffee."
Joe: "Hot coffee."
by Shy Kitten September 6, 2005
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Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
by Juicy Biggee December 9, 2008
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Get the grab a coffee mug.That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.
white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha
by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010
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It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
by BeMyCaptivation July 17, 2010
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