jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job

I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

by Kenneth Whitlock January 31, 2007

Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities

Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool

by JM2001 January 25, 2017

firehouse coffee company

the best coffee shop in the world.

way better than starbucks.

and that's a fact.

cassie: hey do you want to go to starbucks?

christine: f-no. let's go to firehouse.

cassie: yeah, firehouse coffee company is the best.

by christine elizabeth September 08, 2006

Meat Coffee

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)

Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!

by YabishX89 April 22, 2021

brazilian coffee filter

It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

by Scholeyjoe December 07, 2013

Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.

“How is my little coffee bean today?”

by bohemianbee February 08, 2021

coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.

Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"

by swimyes October 25, 2011