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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
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Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024
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Clock

Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom
by Dabigpp March 1, 2023
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alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
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clock

clock clock
clock!
by Associated February 15, 2023
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Clock Throbber

A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.
Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.
by Mannos817 July 6, 2020
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clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.
-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!
by yayo.o June 13, 2025
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