A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually
Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him
by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025
Get the Dickological Clockmug. a clock-like measuring instrument used to record data other than time, like an odometer, taximeter, or speedometer.
The delivery truck's distance was tracked by a special clock on the dashboard, recording miles driven like a regular clock keeps track of time.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
Get the Clockmug. girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025
Get the clock itmug. Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019
Get the Clocks 2.0mug. by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Clocking Outmug. A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.
by XxLoneWolfxX April 19, 2022
Get the Grandfather Clockmug. The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.
by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025
Get the Phantom Clock Hitmug.