Text chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.

Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach about the Navy.

by Tain London July 21, 2007

Suicide Wank Chop

The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

by Renato1 August 16, 2015

chop

have a wank in your best friends face while he sleeps

I had a chop over Max lewis last night

by boob 495 November 1, 2008

chooty

That name you have for your pet that is pretty much impossible to explain.

Me: We call him chooty.
Friend: why?
Me: *clears throat*
Me: *starts up projector*
Me: When we first got him he came with a bag of food called "chaton" which is french for kitten from that we got the name chot which than changed into choots which finally ended up at chooty.
friend: ...

by joeybab3 November 24, 2014

Dirty Pork Chop

See "Beef Curtains", not dirty pork chop, A vagina that has lips that hang down they are considered curtains.

I was watching a porno the other day. Man! This chick had some beef curtains ,not dirty pork chop,.

by Novellprize October 30, 2006

chop some sauerkraut

(to): to make money hand over fist

if people you do know chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illegal

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

chop suey

chop suey being an asian food is also to be suggested as a term for asians themselves. Probably taken as an insult if an asian was called one.

"omg fred did you go the dance club in the city on friday night?"
"yeah"
"Did you see all the chop suey's there?!"

by Rosemary May 13, 2005