cheetoing

The act of fingering a girl with cheetos, then eating out the cheese inside her vagina

I was cheetoing my girlfriend, but we ran out after three rounds

by XXJVP409XX December 17, 2013

Cheetoed

A profoundly unnatural orange hue that can only be the result of a spray tan.

What happened to Kelsey? Did she get Cheetoed at SugarTan this morning? Cause she's glowin' Chester orange!

by Giuseppe Immanuel Lewis June 20, 2015

Cheetorrhea

Severe to moderate diarrhea, usually very painful, brought on by the excessive ingestion of Frito-Lay's Flamin' Hot Cheetos brand of puffed cornmeal snacks. Symptoms are similar to generalized diarrhea, however sufferers have reported a distinct rectal pain associated with known instances of cheetorrhea, which has led some to classify it as its own unique class of diarrhea.

If this constant cheetorrhea doesn't stop I might have to switch to a new brand of cornmeal snacks.

Boy, did I have some flamin' hot cheetorrhea this morning. I should really try to avoid eating the entire bag next time.

by SwissDook December 8, 2015

cheetoman

A nickname given to someone who has a penis the size of a cheeto.

"Oh my god, cheetoman is STARING at me again, he keeps sending me pics of his tiny dick"

by ChaoticAnarchy March 7, 2016

cheeto masochism

When someone who enjoys pain uses cheeto to achieve their desired pain.

Hey baby! Would you leave me if I was into cheeto Masochism?

by thexsneeky May 20, 2016

Cheetos

Cheese snacks that taste good but will give you the shits if you eat too many

These cheetos are so good!!! *4 hours later* Aww shit, my stomach is killing me!!!! Why the fuck did I eat that whole bag of cheetos?!?!?

by Robb19 November 28, 2016

Cheeto Benito

Another nickname for U.S. President Donald J. Trump

A:Trump wants to build a wall!
B: I hope Cheeto Benito can make the mexicans pay for it.

by crekcrek January 20, 2017