Caden:He is a guy that makes you want to fall in love with him at first. But when you gat to know him he is actually stupid and annoying. He acts like he is better than everybody. So if you try to tell him something he will say that you’re wrong and he is right. He is german and always speaks it. His favorite words are nine and yabole. He is in marching band and can’t even march. He plays cymbals and plays them way to loud. He says that he’s straight but he’s actually gay. If you are shy he will try to hit on you and gay with you and try to be you’re friend. He is a pedophile.
Caden is gay
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Get the Caden mug.Someone who spends all their thought power and energy on high school-tier objectives, including but not limited to lunch table-tier "friendships", losing virginity before certain year, maintaining reputation among strangers, and Instagram likes. Obviously, anyone who's not a Cadeist to some extent is a loser, but what matters is your priorities.
Loser #1: I'm still mad she lied about wanting to go to the dance with me but you can see why I spent $150 on a mum. After all, I don't wanna lose my virginity at 17.
Loser #2: Christ, you're such a Cadeist.
Loser #2: Christ, you're such a Cadeist.
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